Nkechi: Madam this your yam big well well o. How much?
Market Woman:: Na 6k.
Nkechi: Make me give you 3k na.
Market Woman:: Bring am.
Nkechi: Madam you no gree 2500?
Market Woman:: Bring am no problem.
Nkechi: Money don even finish for my wallet. Make I give you 1400.
Market Woman:: Bring am
Me to myself: Na o this woman don jam bad market no be yam be this ? From 6000 , she agree to sell for 1200.
Nkechi: Madam make I no lie, I go still pay transport of 400 go house so na just 800 dey my hand.
Market Woman:: Hmm u be igbo ? . anyway Bring am sha country hard .
nkechi pays
Nkechi: I don hammer ! this yam na 7k last price! dis woman don fall mugu !
na Fried Yam and Eggs Today o .
She get home and start cutting the yam
hmmm hmmm last time we heard nkechi was still cutting the yam o ! Culled and Re written from online sources
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